Tuesday, February 17, 2009

FREE World Of Warcraft PLAY!!!!!!



Hey brothers and sisters.
Just want to direct you to a site that explains how to play WOW on FREE Private servers. Now you dont have to waste your money while you waste hours of your life down the toilet!

Play World Of Warcraft for FREE!


enjoy
-tyler

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy what day?(Super Nintendo)

Oh yes, valentines...whatever I love my technology that's what counts! oh god.. haha

Yes so besides that stupid holiday, Lets talk nerdy geek technology from around 1992-93.

Well there was the Sega Master System, I forgot to mention, released in 1986. I would call it the crappy version of the NES.


To be honest its not even worth playing, but check it out if you are a nerd.

But now moving on to the!!!!

SUPER NINTENDO!!



Yes, that is correct! The next step is the SNES of course. Man, memories of this system are some of the best. Sick days from school haha, I love these games so much. when I play them I can remember things from around the time i first played them, its pretty cool. I will remember stuff like oh man simpsons is on at 5 and fresh prince is on at 4. I think it still is anyways haha.

Oh yeaaaa if your a 90s person you love the:


Ok back to the SNES.


Many good 2 player games, many good 1 player games. Not that many tho. :(.
Of course I will provide you with the best of the best games in a second.

Lets just say....you spent hours of your life whipping skeletons, shooting mindless drones, Curing your buddy seconds before he is slaughtered, saving the girl and hacking a whole bunch of shit with your sword. HAHA Do you remember those old school SNES commercials???









SOME RANDOM NES ONES AS WELL:








OK enough commercials haha. 90s commercials were so commercially.

Of course now you want the list of the best SNES games that you will play all the way through. WELL HERE THEY ARE!

- 7th saga

- Aladdin

- Battletoads in Battlemaniacs

- Breath of Fire II

- Castlevania: Dracula X

- Contra III: The Alien Wars

- Donkey Kong Country

- Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

- Earthworm Jim

- Earthworm Jim 2

- F-Zero

- Final Fantasy II

- Final Fantasy III

- Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest

- Illusion of Gaia

- Jurassic Park

- Knights of the Round

- Mortal Kombat 1,2,3

- Soul Blazer

- Star Fox

- Secret of Evermore

- Secret of Mana

- Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage

- Super Castlevania IV

- Super Double Dragon

- Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

- Super Mario All-Stars

- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

- Super Mario Kart

- Super Mario World

- Super Star Wars

- Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

- Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time

- The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past



You'll have fun with those!

Well that about wraps things up here, Genesis next I guess....not too much to talk about there...well there are some things. until next time.
take care brothers and sisters!
-tyler

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Greetings and a walk through our nerdy past!

Hello, Welcome to my first blog! My name is Tyler, a 21 year old geek who is into everything that has to do with a computer, from PC games to HACKING! This blog will contain everything from tutorials on 3D Studio Max, To HACKING on windows! Ill show you how to take control of anyones PC you want ;-). It will feature pics for reviews on games that are the true creme de la creme. I only play the best, and soon you will to!

I am making this blog to record my last years with my dependence of electronics. I thought I would take us all back on a journey through time, if you were born in 1987 that is, you probably say "man" a lot, "cool" "sweet" "sick" and you often say "that's gay" when you see something you dislike. :-). Your style is more comfortable than anything but you know you look good anyway. Yes the 90s were cool shit, but first lets head back to 1987 when we were born! Oh these stories will follow the technology present in these times of my life..

1987, white suburbia, Canada....eh.:
Wow, box shaped cars, bad music, bad hair, Yes this was the late 80's, luckily I was merely an infant during this time hehe. I have very little memory of these first 2 years of my life..I remember laying on a bed, the room dark(as I am supposed to be sleeping) except the glow of a television screen, shining light onto my mothers face. She does not seem to notice me and is mesmerized by the game. This is a screen shot of the first memory I have in this large brain of mine.



Haha yes....The first memories of my life are my mother playing DD1 on the NES at 2 am!?
Ohhh wait maybe not, I have another memory near that time that is also vague, I believe a diaper change this time, I think my mother hands me this silver box thing. It seems so different from all the other ones I saw, something is different here I thought, what was this odd thing I chose to remember for the rest of my life?? Have a look!:



Yes! The original Zelda! I'm sure the silver cart is more RARE than the gold cart is. Its a shame I don't have it :(

So those are the 2 first things I can ever remember, Oh along with a whole handfull of Disney movies, The teenage mutant ninja turtles, Big wheels, Spiderman, Batman, bad music(again),Sega Master system.

Well first I had the NES.


And these were the games that frequented the screen when I was around 2 - 3.



I am a GOD at this game.



Hmmmmmm this looks familiar somehow...

??????


Haha yep that is 100% arnold, and pretty damn well 100% sylvester on Contra HAHA!

I am still waiting for the god damn movie to come out :-).


One time I thought I was Mario and ate some magical mushrooms, I didnt grow any bigger......but everyone else did :-O. (Don't Do Drugs)True Story....


Familiar Imagery.



This was fun when I was 2, now it is kinda old.....


These are the games I can remember around the age of 2, a 2 year old should not be playing contra by the way, I am surely violently deranged from it. Just dont let your kids play violent games when they are too young, no matter how kiddy the graphics look the idea gets across - Shoot weapon thing, bad guys go away. haha.

I remember being very young and my parents were watching Batman(1988) with me...I remember the death scenes haunted me haha again dont let your children sit in on the crazy movie.



As harmless as this comic book remake movie looks, it really isn't. Its violent and fucked uppp, I blame my psychological problems on watching this to young haha. Go watch it. Just not with your 2 year old.

Ok back to the NES, I will list the only games worth trying on it here! Behold the only NES roms you will ever need!

If I miss any I will surely add them later this list is just off the top of my head.
And I know Im going to miss a lot of yours "favourite" game. This list is just a list of games you will play from beginning to end, any skill level will enjoy these full games. Instead of playing for 20 seconds and closing the ROM you will play them through.

NOSTALGIA:


Ultimate List of NES Games you will play all the way through:

- Battletoads

- Battletoads vs Double dragon

- Castlevania 1, 2, 3

- Contra

- Super C (Contra 2)

- Double Dragon

- Double Dragon 2 : The Revenge

- Dragon Warrior 1,2,3,4

- Final Fantasy

- Felix the cat

- Faxanadu

- Kirby

- Ninja Gaiden 1,2,3

- Power Blade

- Super Mario Bros. 1,2,3

- Shadowgate

- Tetris

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: arcade remake

- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

- The Legend of Zelda (Zelda 1)

- Zelda II: The Adventure of Link


I'm sorry if I missed your childhood all time favourite...These are just the games that a person would realistically want to play from beginning to end, the other NES games are no where near the caliber of these ones I have just listed. So go download these if you want to play a game worth playing. Warning tho, some of these games are pretty difficult. Don't get mad at the game because you cannot play it properly!

Ok that is the end of this post for now...It will be continued shortly, following up with some other forgotten technology!

Goodbye brothers and sisters, have a good one.
-tyler